I love this.
no matter what you say you cant stop me from shipping starbok x hypster
I miss this.
I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle
this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space
The year is 23 Million A.D. The sun has cooled, life on Earth long ago ended. Disney is still building the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train.
Came across this Hallmark card at Walgreens tonight.. I had to do a double take. First time I’ve seen a lesbian Mother’s Day card. :)
>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl
>she then tells me to talk dirty
>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt
>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth
>copulate and educate
i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told
who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’
WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME
There is no escape from this.
GOD DAMN IT
Friendly reminder that for the SPN season five premier, luciferiscoming trended worldwide, and P. Diddy freaked the fuck out and thought Satanists were coming onto Twitter, so he got the tag banned and trended godishere in response.